Phoenix, Arizona: Valley of the Sun

“Bring me back the feather,” Alex said. He wanted the feather of the Phoenix. I actually did find a feather on the street right outside our hotel. It looked kind of lame for the feather of a mythical creature, but I brought it home anyway. I think it was a Pigeon feather. I could dye it red and gold.


Cave Creek Regional Park

Cave Creek Phoenix Arizona

I thought Florida was hot. This heat is oppressive and actually kind of scary. We met up with Ranger Mark at Cave Creek around dusk. He said he was “dripping with sweat” because the humidity was at 30%. It’s usually at 3%. He said that we brought the humidity with us from Florida. And Maureen and I were walking around thinking it’s so dry here. As I sit here today in Florida, the humidity is 67%, and it feels good.


He introduced us to the resident Desert Tortoise. He has an aboriginal name. And he likes to be tickled.

tortoise

Our group consisted of 13 people. We set out at 7:15 p.m. The trail is dusty and rocky so don’t wear sandals.

hikers

We climbed to a point where we could see the lights of Phoenix and a long mountain range starting with Camel Back Mountain.

mtn range outside of Phoenix

Tragedy outside of Phoenix

Unbeknownst to us, at the very time we were at Cave Creek looking at Camel Back Mountain, a young woman was dying or had already died from the heat on that mountain. Her name was Ms. Angela Tramonte. She was from Massachusetts, and she was only 31 years old. Ranger Amanda at Estrella Mountain Regional Park told us that trails have actually been closed because too many people die while hiking in the desert. In 2020, 323 people died in Maricopa County from the heat. They say that if you have consumed half of your water, then it is time to head back. Ms. Tramonte was found without any water at all. Very tragic.

Desert Storm

That night, while hiking around Cave Creek, I drank more water than I ever have while walking. The hike was 2.1 miles. Even at night, the temperature is in the 80s, and there’s not much of a breeze. There was also a terrible thunder and lightning storm on our way back to Phoenix.

The ranger had been listening for thunder and watching the lightning in the distance. A storm was coming our way, and he would’ve canceled the hike if it got too close. He explained that the “washes” or dry creek beds could fill with water very quickly and cause flooding in no time at all. In fact, if you were camped out there, you stood a really good chance of being swept away in the rain. Imagine drowning in a desert. How ironic. The Sonoran Desert is the wettest desert in the world.

Sunset Phoenix

Sunset Before the Storm

sunset in desert Phoenix
North Little Rock Arkansas

Little Rock, “The Rock”, Arkansas

Warning

UNESCO not in Little Rock

There are no UNESCO World Heritage Sites in the city of Little Rock. If this annoys, disappoints, or discourages you in any way, please move on to another site, and another city (maybe in Europe somewhere), before the full impact of this primitive situation makes its fatal impact on your culturally delicate soul. Thank you ever so much.


Kind Little Rocker

We were on our way to the nearest liquor store when I heard someone calling me. A nice black lady was yelling at me from a hotel shuttle van. I walked over and she offered us a ride. Wow, I thought. People are so friendly here. She doesn’t even know me and she’s taking time out of her busy day to do us a favor.

I told her where I was going. She frowned and said that was far. Far? Somebody at the hotel told me it was just down the street, maybe 5 city blocks. “Oh no, no. It’s farther than that,” she said. Turned out she was right. It would’ve taken all afternoon to get there and back. She even waited for me while I went into the store.

The Daiquiri

I have a daiquiri at night. This is true, especially in hotels. The doctor ordered one (sometimes two) Daiquiri(s) at bedtime. Not a Margarita, a Daiquiri. There’s a big difference. One is Mexican, the other Cuban. NO STRAWBERRIES are in a real Daiquiri. I apologize for all caps but there is no other way to stress how important that is. And nothing is ever frozen. Nothing. Not even the balls off a brass monkey. Those of you who have plied the seas will understand my meaning.

Fake Daiquiri
Fake Frozen Daiquiri

Please visit here to discover the truth about the Daiquiri. I hope you’ve learned something important today. I have had to fight bartenders just to get a real daiquiri. Not pretty.

Real Daiquiri
A Real Live Daiquiri

Dodged That Bullet (maybe literally)

Back to the story. Now that I think about it, there was no one in the street, no pedestrians, none. I saw one or two homeless people, but other than that Moe and I were it. Was that why she picked us up? Could there be a crime issue in Little Rock? Yes, there could. I looked it up. Little Rock, Arkansas, remains the most dangerous city between 100,000-200,000 people, with a remarkably high violent crime rate. Man, that sucks. I wish I would’ve looked that up before I came here. But, now I know. And thank you, kind lady. We will never know what tortures we escaped thanks to your most welcome intervention.

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